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xin-de-ming-tian:

millions88:

I currently work at a ‘Gastropub’ in the Cotswolds, which in case you didn’t know is a super-posh area of England where lots of celebrities have their second homes. It’s made up of lots of quaint, typically English villages, and populated by people who speak like the villagers in the film Hot Fuzz…

Girl, I feel you… I worked as a waitress and/or hostess pretty much since I turned 17 until I had a total breakdown after I got my undergrad and STILL wasn’t able to find something else. Talk about seeing a truly ugly side of humanity… I’ve barely been out of the industry for a year and I still seethe at the memories. It really is shocking what the customer/waitress power dynamic brings out in people. Absolutely sickening. :(

It seems that anyone who has worked in this industry has had similar experiences. It’s terrible! I don’t think I could handle working this kind of job for much longer than the 6 months I will be. What job did you get to rescue you from such a depressing career path? I’m glad you got out of it! I know I can’t wait until September >.<

amekies:

millions88:

I currently work at a ‘Gastropub’ in the Cotswolds, which in case you didn’t know is a super-posh area of England where lots of celebrities have their second homes. It’s made up of lots of quaint, typically English villages, and populated by people who speak like the villagers in the film Hot Fuzz…

awww unniiii T_T a little bit more and u’ll go study yes! you can do it! Fighting !! Remember:

LOL this is literally the best response I could have hoped for! <3 

I’m watching Shutter Island

“I don’t know why I haven’t watched this until now, seeing as I love Leonardo DiCaprio. Let’s give it a go…”

Check-in to Shutter Island on GetGlue.com

theindependentvigilante:

My favorite part of the Hunger Games is the fact that the books aren’t supposed to be all about the love triangle yet that’s the only thing the media really cares about.

DO YOU ALL REALIZE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE CAPITOL PAID ATTENTION TO TOO. THEY’RE MAIN FOCUS WAS THAT DAMN LOVE TRIANGLE AND OUR MEDIA DOES THE SAME THING. I DON’T LIKE HOW SIMILAR THESE TWO ARE BECOMING SERIOUSLY STOP THIS.

I currently work at a ‘Gastropub’ in the Cotswolds, which in case you didn’t know is a super-posh area of England where lots of celebrities have their second homes. It’s made up of lots of quaint, typically English villages, and populated by people who speak like the villagers in the film Hot Fuzz and the Fable video games. 

This job is, by no means, my career of choice. It’s merely something to keep me going between returning from Vietnam and going to university in September, but that doesn’t make it any less soul destroying. I swear, I’ve never worked in a place like this before, and I hope I never will again.

“What’s so bad about it?” I hear you cry, “Surely it’s just waiting tables and serving drinks.”

Oho, my friends. It is so much more than that.

As I previously mentioned, lots of celebrities live around here. As well as these irritating famous people, there are also hundreds of extremely rich, astoundingly posh people who actually wear tweed and go hunting in their spare time (which is all the time, as seemingly a lot of them don’t work and just live off their inheritance). They frequent my place of work (which shall obviously remain nameless) and it is them that make my life so hellish.

It’s like they live in a different world to the one I grew up in; a world in which making offhand racist, sexist or homophobic comments at the dinner table, while chomping on your roasted pheasant and drinking your £50 bottle of French wine, is totally acceptable, and even downright hilarious. A world where grabbing the ‘juicy buttocks’ of the waitress trying to pour you some tap water is ‘a bit if fun’. And to top it off, a world in which you aren’t reprimanded for this behaviour. 

The customer is always right.

Well, I can tell you that in most cases this is completely wrong, and every time I am forced to hear jokes at the expense of others and must continue to serve these abominable excuses for human beings, a little bit of my soul and spirit dies.

“You could always quit, you know.”

With jobs few and far between, I’m lucky to have one at all. I suppose I just needed to let out my frustrations on here so that I don’t one day explode in the middle of a busy dinner service and stab some rich, fat gentleman with a steak knife. 

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

mangoandgrapes:

princessmarshmallow:

katethechopstick:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Reblogging for the iambic pentameter

IT’S NOT JUST IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

IT’S IN RHYMING IAMBIC PENTAMETER